Stereotyping People By Their Favourite Canned Bean
Kidney: You still wet your bed
Baked (with pork): You have a shoe fetish
Black: You brush your teeth too hard/have receding gums
Pinto: You are very responsible about contributing to your 401K
Garbanzo (a.k.a. “Chickpeas”): You get really bad coffee breath
Baked (vegetarian): You’re functionally illiterate
Lima: You tell people your best friend is your mother
Refried: You give money to buskers — even crappy ones
Yankee: You’re that guy from that one Seinfeld who dated Elaine and then had a stroke
Green: You’re scared of fresh vegetables
