I Eat The Worst Fruits
I thought it might make sense to branch out in the fruit department from my usual apples, oranges, and bananas; going exotic seemed like it might be an interesting experiment. But then I brought home this thing that was absolutely COVERED in fur, and once I got past the pelt…well, it was a pretty underwhelming blend of flesh and seeds that resembled nothing so much as a flavorless strawberry. And THEN when I started asking around about it, turns out most people don’t even EAT the fur? What was I thinking?!
