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Texts From M. Night

Jaegerbombs @ bar!

OMG w/ hot grl.

Srsly hott.

Going 2 motel!

Nice place.

Spacious.

Vibratin bed :)

WTF. Sticky floors

Cant move. Help!

OMG I’m a cockroach!

ROACH MOTEL!

- Hat tip to Joe Reid

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