Yo mammal’s teats lactate so heavily, when she nurses her offspring on the beach, she affects the tides!
Yo mammal’s neocortex is so well-evolved, she has the motor skills to jerk your buddy off AND the sensory perception to tell when he’s ditched her in the alley afterward!
Yo mammal’s delivered so many live young, her birth canal’s a crucial conduit of international maritime trade!
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