December 2009
74 posts
Boring TV Show Fan Art
Bad Dog!
FBD is stuck in Canada for a few days thanks to Nigerian bomb plots and the TSA. We’ll be on a lighter publishing schedule until the new year when we will (hopefully) be back home.
Merry Christmas from Fucking Book Deal!
We will return on or around Dec 28th. Have a merry and safe Christmas and remember to tell your Grandma about FuckingBookDeal.com.
She. Will. LOVE IT.
UPDATE: We’re stuck in travel limbo for another day so ETA for new goodness is Dec 29th.
Cute Animals Staying Awake
Hat tip to Will Edmondson.
Hot Chicks With Eyebags
What Is Jeopardy In Comic Sans
Awful Plastic Cutlery
“When ordering a coffee at Tim Hortons, a successful chain of donut shops, the...”
– “Travel Guide To Canada”
Overheard In New Amsterdam
Fur Trader: I have to say, half the time I don’t even give them wampum anymore — it’s just whatever buttons and paper scraps I find in my pockets. Dutch West India Company Executive: And that’s great for you, but you know I’m already doing what I love in the slave trade.
—Breede weg Tavern
Hat tip to Will Edmondson.
Facebook Suggests
Look At This Fucking Mention On The Daily What
We’re blushing. Thanks, The Daily What!
Organ Fail Blog
Look At This Fucking Buzzfeed Mention
Now we REALLY know we’ve arrived: a nod from Buzzfeed!
“It’s so funny to me how the news reports the so-called “number-one...”
– “Shit A Grad Says”
“Honey we cant wait to see you at Christmas! You shold see all the baking...”
– “Postcards From Yo Racist Grandpa”
Absolutely Ridiculously Misplaced Apostrophes
Things That Got Stuck In My Hair
Hat tip to Pamie Ribon.
“BIG BOX: 1. Abbreviation for “big box store,” meaning any...”
– “Suburban Dictionary”
Papercraft For Beginners
2001: A Space Odyssey
Raiders of the Lost Ark
Prescription Fail
“In The Empire Strikes Back you’ll find out that Darth Vader is definitely...”
– “Not Not Spoilers”
Wayward Porno Naughty Bit Stars
Mugshot Photobombing
Ira Glass Interruption
Sketchy Satans
Photos by Boozysmurf and Julep67
Other Things Dan Smith Will Teach You
Look At This Fucking Approval Matrix
Hey! We must have at least one fan at New York magazine, because we made it into the Brilliant/Lowbrow quadrant of the latest Approval Matrix, in the December 21, 2009 issue, which hits newsstands today. Go pick up a copy for your scrapbook right now!
Cute Wideload
Ethnic Vampires!
Everything As A Vintage Paperback
Track My Package
When I Had Rickets
When I had rickets I only had to pick zucchini from the top of the garden.
Susan
Serious Babies
You Took It Too Literally
How I Found It
Hat tip to Julie Klausner.
“Converted my entire IRA to Ginko Financial. Bank collapsed after a gambling ban...”
– “Fuck My Second Life”
Walrus Starlets
News Dogs!
Katie Couric
“Every tongue in heaven and earth shall declare Your glory”
– “Awkward Hymns”
Reboxing
Look At This Fucking Hip
“We cannot dedicate — we cannot consecrate — we cannot hallow this ground. The...”
– Misheard Political Speeches
Presents From An Unloving Heart
Christmas 1980.
Just Add Selleck
Morpheus Babies
“Chuck Norris doesn’t enjoy assembling Ikea furniture but is quite capable...”
– “Real Chuck Norris Facts”
Pandas Caught Not Eating Bamboo
“SexHammer”
– “Honeypot Wi-Fi Network Names”
Pop Secret Secrets